Well since its 21st century so their is improvement in india in every quarter from industrialization to bollywood with ultra cool locations,dolby sounds and ofcourse everything digitalized and modified so that we now match the international standards ("those are actually NRIs who watch any crappy indian movie simply because they are out of india"). But what we miss the most is east man colour era and before that where there were characters defined in total black and white,where running between,across,over trees or mountains was a must,where the heroines would cry and cry and cry which can actually solve lot of water problems and hamming was a norm.But think of it morally that era we really miss dnt we.technically not better and were as simplistic and linear in their narrative.Anyways we rewind back to some of the dialogues we miss the most nowdays.ofcourse the famous or to say infamous "mein tumhare bache ki maa banane wali hun",it could have been simplified to "i am pregnant dude" if the hero has studied in some convent.Next "kutte mein tera khoon pi jaunga" is it technically possible to drink someone's blood.ofcours if you add some flavour and sugar.disgusting!! "beta meine tumhare liye gajar ka halwa banaya hai".i guess the hero might be ruturning to meet his mom during winters only because that time only gajar is available cheap."please muje bhagwaan ke liye chod do"(ofcourse while the villain is cruely trying to rape the heroine)he mgt be thinking ye bhagwan kaun hai jiske liye mein itni achi cheez chod dun".
"jao beta mera ashirwad tumhare saat hai",(ofcourse when his obidient son is going to fight the cruelous villain),instead of that he can use that same valuable ashirwad for his higher education like MS etc ofcourse if he had done graduation,instead of for beating up the goons."mein ek ek ko chun chun ke marunga".dude you can use AK-47 no need of any chun chun activity,in span of seconds you can finish as manyas you want.Well would like to add more on list but cant remeber right now.Inputs are most welcome.Ofcourse this analysis can be a poor one in standard of humour but its my version so bear it!!
Saturday, August 23, 2008
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